I' a Whore...

At least, I think that's what it's called. I get a bi-weekly pay check for getting screwed on a daily basis. So, getting paid for being screwed... makes me a whore. Not unlike the majority of Americans - or anyone else. And you know how sometimes you have to take it just a bit harder than usual? Well, that's why I'm more than a bit sore right now.

I work third shift now
And I'm getting paler by the day
I asked to change shifts
But my boss said, No Way!
Only he wasn't so polite
Off - my face he did bite
So I hope the fucker dies a slow painful death via abacination induced shock


O.K. so I'm no poet